10:00 NBC ER
Dr. Gimpy makes the staff attend a sexual-harassment seminar... and they still won't harass her!
10:00 NIK THE COSBY SHOW
A sitcom about an inner-city family parented by a lawyer and a dancing obstetrician who wears hideous sweaters.
8:00 PBS THE LEGENDARY LIBERACE
The gayest gay since Gaylord McGayerson.
10:00 FOOD IRON CHEF
It's Morimoto vs. Wabuchi in a pee-stinkin' "Battle Asparagus"!
10:00 ANI THE MEANEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
Well, according to this show it's the honey badger, but I still maintain it's the wiener dog!
Monday, March 11
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
Another celebrity edition in which washed-up hacks like Stephen Baldwin choke down cow testicles.
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
A new cop show about a different kind of cop--the kind that beats the shit out of criminals! (And exactly how is this different?)
10:30 MTV THE OSBOURNES
Ozzy treats the kids to a trip to the methadone clinic.
9:00 FOX CELEBRITY BOXING
WOW!!! Real boxing matches featuring Danny "Partridge Family" Bonaduce vs. Barry "Brady Bunch" Williams, and Tonya Harding vs. Paula Jones! I done died and gone to heaven!
Buy that chicken, muthafucka! steve@thestranger.com
