8:00 OXY HYPE!--Movie
(1996) Travel back to the thrilling days of flannel and superfluous ski caps.
8:00 CBS AFP: AMERICAN FIGHTER PILOT
On the first day of Top Gun flight school, the recruits have an underpants-modeling competition.
9:00 AMC COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE--Movie
(1970) Yorga gets his blood-suckin' groove on in this hippie-filled retelling of Dracula.
8:00 A&E SHACKLETON--Movie
(2002) Limey Kenneth Branagh goes to Antarctica and gets caught ass-deep in ice!
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Sydney is on a secret mission and runs into an old ex-boyfriend (who accuses her of stealing all of his Duran Duran records).
9:00 ABC THE BACHELOR
A new game show in which 16 women humiliate themselves to impress one single meathead.
9:00 COM THE SWEET SPOT
Bill Murray and his family compete against each other and exchange smacktalk in an annual golf tournament.
9:00 WB FELICITY
When school gets tough, Felicity decides to do what the rest of us have been doing for years--CHEAT.
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