8:00 WB JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT
Jamie travels to Florida to make an ass out of some deserving kids on Spring Break.
9:00 ANI THE PET PSYCHIC
Look... my cat loves to piss in my basket of clean laundry. I don't need a psychic, I need Dr. Kevorkian!
8:30 MTV DIARY: BOW WOW
A documentary that will hopefully explain why Little Bow Wow thinks he can lose the "little." He's 2" 3', for chrissakes!
10:00 USA THE DEAD ZONE
A TV series inspired by the old Stephen King/Christopher Walken movie, and starring... Michael Anthony Hall??
8:00 FOX AMERICAN PIE--Movie
(1999) Jason Biggs stars as a teen who confronts adulthood by sticking his pee-pee in a pie.
9:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The only show in the world where you can be told that your singing sucks by Paula Abdul.
9:00 TNT COCKTAIL--Movie
(1988) Tom Cruise is the hottest bartender in Manhattan and gives it all up to bone a nice girl in Jamaica. Zzzzzzzzzz!
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