8:30 WB DO OVER
Debut! A freak accident transports a 34-year-old back to his freshman year in high school, and no, it doesn't star Kirk Cameron. You wish.
8:00 FOX FIREFLY
Debut! Buffy creator Joss Whedon tries to score twice with this Wild West show set in outer space.
8:00 FX M*A*S*H MARATHON
Some of the most egregiously awful episodes from the series, including the butt-clenchingly bad series finale!
9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS
Christopher becomes acting capo, which he hopes doesn't interfere with jabbing heroin needles into his toes.
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL IN VEGAS
The 30 American Idol finalists reunite for a concert, making us realize we'd never buy their shitty records in a million years.
8:00 UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Season Premiere! Sunnydale High has been rebuilt, which means more jocks and cheerleaders for the vampire parade.
10:00 ABC MDs
Debut! Two wacky San Fran docs bend the rules to help their patients. Like M*A*S*H, but without the necessary alcoholism.
Old people sure are funny.
