8:00 FX HALLOWEEN--Movie
(1978) In an attempt to stop those really annoying wireless calling plan commercials, a psychopath tries to kill Jamie Lee Curtis.
10:00 MTV TRL: 1000th EPISODE
"Hi, my name is Wm.â„¢ Steven, and I hope they show the one with Justin Timberlake because I love him and omigod omigod omigod he's the best ever and I love him... WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
8:30 FOX COPS
An episode spotlighting naked lawbreakers--and they better not "fuzz out" the juicy bits!
9:00 ABC ALIAS
They screwed us last week with a repeat episode, so this week, Sydney had better be extra-nude.
8:30 TVLAND HAPPY DAYS
A karate expert (Tom Hanks) vows revenge on the Fonz--which I suppose he gets, because Hanks is now a multimillionaire and Henry Winkler is a washout.
8:00 NBC FEAR FACTOR
Contestants get dumped into a pit of angry scorpions... while juggling goldfish bowls filled with battery acid.
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
It's Election Day, and will President Bartlet stay in office, or will NBC suddenly cancel one of its highest-rated shows?
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