Thursday, November 7

8:00 CBS SURVIVOR THAILAND

The two tribes throw a massive party to celebrate the skater dude being kicked off the island.


Friday, November 8

8:00 FOX FIREFLY

After being accused of witchcraft by the residents of a border town, River says "screw you guys" and flies off on her broom.


Saturday, November 9

9:30 am WB MUCHA LUCHA!

Check out this new heee-larious cartoon about a family of Mexican wrestler/superheroes!


Sunday, November 10

9:00 ABC ALIAS

Now that Sydney thinks her pop is a big dumb liar, Jack must convince her he's not by concocting another big dumb lie.


Monday, November 11

10:00 ABC MONK

It's up to Monk to save the day when a music exec is murdered and the prime suspect is... Willie Nelson?!?


Tuesday, November 12

9:00 FOX 24

Jack forgets to pack an extra pair of underpants, and pays for it when a gang of terrorists scare the poop out of him.


Wednesday, October 13

9:00 NBC THE WEST WING

President Bartlet and his opponent get a scare on election night when they learn Florida has instituted a new method of voting: throwing darts at their pictures.

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