8:00 CBS SURVIVOR THAILAND
The two tribes throw a massive party to celebrate the skater dude being kicked off the island.
8:00 FOX FIREFLY
After being accused of witchcraft by the residents of a border town, River says "screw you guys" and flies off on her broom.
9:30 am WB MUCHA LUCHA!
Check out this new heee-larious cartoon about a family of Mexican wrestler/superheroes!
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Now that Sydney thinks her pop is a big dumb liar, Jack must convince her he's not by concocting another big dumb lie.
10:00 ABC MONK
It's up to Monk to save the day when a music exec is murdered and the prime suspect is... Willie Nelson?!?
9:00 FOX 24
Jack forgets to pack an extra pair of underpants, and pays for it when a gang of terrorists scare the poop out of him.
9:00 NBC THE WEST WING
President Bartlet and his opponent get a scare on election night when they learn Florida has instituted a new method of voting: throwing darts at their pictures.
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