Thursday, June 2
8:00 ABC CHARLIE'S ANGELS-Movie
(2000) Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, and Drew Barrymore in a lickety-split remake of the '70s TV classic.
9:00 NBC HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Debut! Old fogies get one more shot at the big time... humiliation ensues!
Friday, June 3
8:00 FOX THE GLASS HOUSE-Movie
(2001) Troubled orphan teen (Leelee Sobieski) is convinced her rotten adoptive parents are trying to snuff her!
10:30 VH1 BSTV
Contestants think they're auditioning for the opportunity to electrocute a death row inmate. Where do I sign up?!?
Saturday, June 4
9:00 SCIFI CRIMSON FORCE-Movie
(2005) Astronauts on Mars get caught up in a civil war between green Martians and less green Martians. Starring C. Thomas Howell!
Sunday, June 5
9:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Season Premiere! A gang of New Jersey nobodies makes it big in Hollywood in the second season of this amusing series.
9:30 HBO THE COMEBACK
Debut! Lisa "Friends" Kudrow stars in this new and HUMILIATING tale of a former popular actress ﬁghting her way back from has-been-dom.
Monday, June 6
8:00 ABC THE SCHOLAR
Debut! Brainy high-school nerds compete for a college scholarship (the losers get a swirly).
9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER
Season Premiere! The Fisher funeral home family is back for another dark and hilarious season!
Tuesday, June 7
9:00 UPN BRITNEY AND KEVIN: CHAOTIC
Britney makes the fatal error of falling in love with layabout Kevin in the most uncomfortable reality show of the year!
9:00 CBS FIRE ME... PLEASE
Debut! Contestants annoy the shit out of bosses and coworkers in order to get ﬁred by 3:00 p.m., and win big bucks!
Wednesday, June 8
8:00 WB BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
The girls work on cars, while the nerds learn to give backrubs. EWWW! Don't touch me, nerd!
9:00 FOX THE INSIDE
Debut! A rookie FBI agent gets to track down serial killers in this dark and ultimately unbelievable new series.
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