Thursday, March 16
8:00 ABC AMERICAN INVENTOR
Debut! American Idol's Simon Cowell invents the worst idea for a reality show EVER!
Friday, March 17
9:00 SCI DOCTOR WHO
Debut! The king of the geeky sci-fi show returns. Time-traveling doc and sexy assistant set off on an adventure!
Saturday, March 18
8:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT
Debut! Pro wrestling returns to NBC... even though I don't recall it being invited.
Sunday, March 19
9:00 VH1 THE SURREAL LIFE
Season premiere! Tawny Kitaen, Florence Henderson, and George from The Jeffersons shack up for the sixth season.
Monday, March 20
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Michael comes up with a crazy plan to keep Lincoln alive. Hmm, does it involve a "prison break"?
Tuesday, March 21
10:00 BRAVO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY
Debut! A cross between Desperate Housewives and The O.C., which is so dumb it must be brilliant.
Wednesday, March 22
9:30 FOX UNAN1MOUS
Debut! Nine crazy people share a bunker? "Incr3d1ble!"
There is no "me" in devil, but there is an "I".