Thursday, May 18
9:00 NBC WILL & GRACE
Series finale! Will and Grace decide whether they'll ever see each other again. Here, let me help: DON'T!
Friday, May 19
9:30 MTV2 WONDER SHOWZEN
Season finale! Trust me; this episode of the world's most offensive kids' show will be extra offensive!
Saturday, May 20
8:30 FOX COPS
It's the 650th episode of Cops! (Crap! Since I missed the last 649, I won't know what's going on!)
Monday, May 22
9:00 ABC ALIAS
Series finale! Sydney turns in her resignation, and hangs up her underwear.
Tuesday, May 23
9:00 FOX HOUSE
Season finale! A disgruntled patient shoots Dr. House—and his insurance won't cover it because "being an asshole" was "a preexisting condition."
Wednesday, May 24
9:00 ABC LOST
Season finale! It's the two-hour finale, and Jack and Sayid hatch a sufficiently stupid plan to rescue Walt!
