Thursday, June 1

8:00 ABC NATIONAL SPELLING BEE

Adorable nerds from around the country compete to spell "disenstablish...," "desinstab...." Oh, forget it.

Saturday, June 3

8:00 SPIKE CARPOCALYPSE

Season premiere! A surprisingly sweet and fun reality show about actual demolition-derby drivers.

Sunday, June 4

9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS

Season finale! What? Already? When's the next season debut—in 2047?

Monday, June 5

8:00 NBC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Hosted by Howie Mandel, and this week guest starring Celine Dion? If you want me to kill myself, just say so!

Tuesday, June 6

10:00 OXY THE JANICE DICKINSON MODELING AGENCY

Debut! America's weirdest model teaches up-and-comers how to break into the business!

Wednesday, June 7

10:30 COM DOG BITES MAN

Debut! An improv group tricks real people into thinking it is an actual investigative news team.