Thursday, June 1
8:00 ABC NATIONAL SPELLING BEE
Adorable nerds from around the country compete to spell "disenstablish...," "desinstab...." Oh, forget it.
Saturday, June 3
8:00 SPIKE CARPOCALYPSE
Season premiere! A surprisingly sweet and fun reality show about actual demolition-derby drivers.
Sunday, June 4
9:00 HBO THE SOPRANOS
Season finale! What? Already? When's the next season debut—in 2047?
Monday, June 5
8:00 NBC DEAL OR NO DEAL
Hosted by Howie Mandel, and this week guest starring Celine Dion? If you want me to kill myself, just say so!
Tuesday, June 6
10:00 OXY THE JANICE DICKINSON MODELING AGENCY
Debut! America's weirdest model teaches up-and-comers how to break into the business!
Wednesday, June 7
10:30 COM DOG BITES MAN
Debut! An improv group tricks real people into thinking it is an actual investigative news team.