Thursday, August 3
10:00 VH1 THE WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE
Season finale! Who are the biggest trivia geeks of all? Find out tonight! (And then beat them up.)
Friday, August 4
8:00 FOX BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE—Movie
(2003) Queen Latifah stars as a nonthreatening black person who teaches white people her lingo! "You got me straight trippin', boo!"
Sunday, August 6
10:00 VH1 FLAVOR OF LOVE
Season premiere! Failed rap star Flavor Flav returns to find another true love. Weirdly, the first true love didn't work out.
Monday, August 7
10:00 A&E GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS
Debut! Starring the bassist for KISS, this new reality show is like The Osbournes—if Ozzy was an asshole.
Tuesday, August 8
9:00 CBS ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA
The chaff continues to get separated from the chaff in this cheese-a-rific "rock" competition.
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