This review is so old, but it provides proof that Lindy West is a complete waste of time.

I happened to catch Half Nelson and found it a deeply moving film, artfully written and directed with pitch-perfect performances from the ENTIRE cast. It's quite simply a small masterpiece.

Lindy ignores the film while childishly rambling about Gosling as if she were a 13 year-old boy with her dick hanging out of the zipper.

Lindy, it's seriously embarrassing.

I know Dan Savage is busy appearing on Colbert and Bill Maher, but somebody has got to properly edit this paper.

I must admit, this is an especially pathetic review.

Pathetic... fits right along with the cigarette, booze and amateur whore ads.

Yes!!! Exactly why Lindy West should not be allowed to review movies.

"I happened to catch Half Nelson and found it a deeply moving film, artfully written and directed with pitch-perfect performances from the ENTIRE cast. It's quite simply a small masterpiece."

I move that this phrase be tattooed on the writer's forehead. so that he will always be known by this knobbery.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of humorless douchebags! This ain't Cineaste, for Christ's sake, it's THE STRANGER! I think this review is hilarious. Well done, Lindy!

Here, Here --MC

You are a Goddamn clever cat yourself!

"I move that..."

Goddamn clever of you, indeed.

@Paul

See, that's the problem with the Stranger. They try to act too cool for school and make fun of everything.

Then, what do they get all pissy and serious about?

Fucking BIKE PATHS! BIKE PATHS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

I think everyone can agree that Half Nelson is a beautiful film. When Hollywood pumps out 90% shit, it's a good idea to point out something great and tell people to go see it. Lindy wastes this opportunity acting like a stupid fuckin TEENAGER.

Seriously, BIKE PATHS?!

Seattle is so fuckin lame!!! I am happy to have left it. I mean, is it or is it not the city that had to vote 5 fuckin times on a monorail?

And now, I will leave this shit-hole site for good.

Farewell, my loves. Try to grow up one of these days.