Friday, Oct 6

9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Season premiere! Yay! It's two hours of BSG fun, when Adama plans a rescue of the Cylon prisoners, and suicide bombers make things difficult for everyone.

Saturday, Oct 7

8:00 MYTV DESIRE & FASHION HOUSE RECAP

In case you want to catch up on the nightly soaps no one else is watching, here's your opportunity!

Sunday, Oct 8

9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Susan and Ian cavort in the country, while their lovers are in simultaneous comas. Somehow... that ain't right.

Tuesday, Oct 10

9:00 CW VERONICA MARS

Veronica is hired by the campus newspaper to infiltrate a sorority house. Don't forget your negligee!

Wednesday, Oct 11

8:00 NBC 30 ROCK

Debut! Studio chief Alec Baldwin makes head writer Tina Fey's job at a late-night sketch comedy show a nightmare!

10:00 TVLAND I PITY THE FOOL

Debut! Mr. T teaches a car salesman about motivation by putting his head through a window.

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