Thursday, Oct 12

10:00 MTV REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE

Season premiere! Former cast members that no one remembers reunite to play games no one cares about.

Friday, Oct 13

9:00 NBC 1 VS. 100

Debut! One guy takes on 100 people for a million bucks. Umm, why can't the 100 people just beat the crap out of him?

Sunday, Oct 15

10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE

Season finale! Flavor Flav finally chooses with which woman he will spend the next 10 minutes of his life.

Monday, Oct 16

9:00 NBC HEROES

Hiro uses his special abilities to win a lot of money in Vegas. FINALLY! A superhero with a goddamn BRAIN!

Tuesday, Oct 17

11:00 VH1 ICE-T'S RAP SCHOOL

Debut! Get ready for the cringiest show of the season! Ice-T teaches honkies how to rap!

Wednesday, Oct 18

10:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY

Season finale! Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn announce the results of Fashion Week. (And Michael had better win!!)

11:00 BRAVO TOP CHEF

Debut! And as long as you're watching Bravo anyway, check out this classier version of Hell's Kitchen!

Yeah, I know. You're out to get me. steve@thestranger.com