Thursday, Dec 14

9:00

FOX

THE O.C.

Yay! It's the annual Chrismukkah episode—this time starring Taylor Townsend! Santa, you answered my prayers!

Saturday, Dec 16

8:00

NBC

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE—Movie

Jimmy Stewart suffers from wild hallucinations after accidentally ingesting some "Zuzu Petals." That shit is hardcore.

Sunday, Dec 17

8:00

CBS

SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS

Season Finale! The winner of the Cook Islands edition is announced (finally, we'll see which ethnicity is the best)!

Monday, Dec 18

9:00

NBC

IDENTITY

Debut! A new game show hosted by magician Penn Jillette. This is where we say, "O, how the mighty have fallen!"

Tuesday, Dec 19

9:30

TVLAND

WHAT'S HAPPENING!!

In this classic episode, Raj, Rerun, and Doo-wayne are scolded for scalping tickets by honky guest stars the Doobie Brothers!

Leslie! Write back soon! steve@thestranger.com