Are you writing reviews for the Seattle Times now?

My first impression from the ads was "capitalist rip-off of Fight Club, where all the interesting bits are excised into and what remains is polished into a commercial turd."

I actually thought of it as an update of the 1975 Walter Hill/Charles Bronson movie Hard Times.

I'll confess that this piqued my interest. It has two of my favorite cinematic ingredients--Terrence Howard and hand-to-hand combat.

I would fuck Channing Tatum.