Is there any part of "Network" that hasn't come true yet?

I don't know what bothers me more: That people like this actually exist and have been given their own TV show, or that there are likely hundreds of thousands of other women just like them.

I wish she'd pull it down another six inches. Her eyes are freaking me out. She's a fantastic stage mom, though, making her brat pose for hours in the hot sun when she didn't want to, with her caked-on makeup making her little eyes burn. Off to Wilhelmina!

How did a coke whore get "Jersey's first black American Express card -- before Madonna had one"?

And why do the mega-rich MARRY their whores instead of just paying them to come and go? Even at a couple of grand a pop, it's way less expensive than what this foxy lady got away with after the divorce.

Cocaine is the best of all of the plot thickening agents. Much like cornstarch, it will make everything deliciously gravy-like. I only use organically grown 100% pure Columbian grown cocaine for all of my plot thickening needs.

I'm almost willing to get cable to watch this train wreck but why bother when you can read Richard Lawson's hilarious recaps on Gawker for free...

Wow, those are some FUGLY bitches! Holy shit! How would you sit through a show with that much concentrated ugliness in it. It's painful just to look at that damn picture. Thank you for tonight's nightmares. Jesus! Seriously? Did they go out and find the ugliest things in Jersey? Do they all sound like Fran Drechler too because that would top the ugly cake with a big ole pile of ear pain icing. Double bag the head while duct taping the mouth and maybe I could watch. UGH!

What a bunch of disgusting fucking hogs those women are! Jesus Christ!

I hope the second season finale involves the brothers being arrested and charged with money laundering.

The four ladies,(or shell I say skanks) who are related, have got to have husband that are in the MOB themselves. Maybe they should look at what goes on in there own back yard before judging Danielle so quickly about something that happened such a long time ago. I,m sure all of them have things in there pasts that would interst all of us. Well maybe not them because all they do is shop with all of their husbands money. My question is how do their husbands make all that money. "Family buisness" thats what I call The MOB!!!!