I have always feared the orphan uprising. I wonder if the orphans of America are going to protest because it sheds a bad light on orphans, as it should.
That movie is awesome. Saw it Monday, and totally worth it. Equal parts hilarious and WTF?!?! which is perfect for a horror movie. And the girl who plays the orphan is really good. Trust me Schmader, it's awesome.
I thought it looked awful. Then, I read Roger Ebert's review and he gave it 3 1/2 stars, so I thought, huh, maybe I should see it after all. Now, I read about the SDH (secret dwarf hooker) and I think, huh, Roger Ebert's finally gone completely batshitcrazy.
Roger Ebert is just so happy he isn't dead that he loves everything.
Wow what a conundrum. A movie I had no interest in suddenly becoming interesting via spoiler that, now known, can never possibly have the amazing impact it would have had I gone in unknowing, which I wasn't going to do.
and,
I didn't know Madonna was letting Lourdes act in the movies...
Wow what a conundrum. A movie I had no interest in suddenly becoming interesting via spoiler that, now known, can never possibly have the amazing impact it would have had I gone in unknowing, which I wasn't going to do.
Is this an M. Night Shamalan movie?
Guess I'm not the target audience.