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"The Situation," he of the promo line "If hatin's your occupation, I probly got a fulltime job for ya," is magically egocentric in a lovable way. He, J-wow (sp?), and Sweetheart (wonderfully ironic nickname) are going to make the show really interesting, and Snooki/Snickers is one of the greatest hot messes to ever grace MTV.
Oh, and am I the only person who thinks doing vodka shots is something practiced soley by trashy idiots? Who walks in a house and starts doing vodka shots before even saying hello?
The situation is under control. Hell yeah!
BTW, you don't have to be Italian American to be a Guido, all you need are the clothes and the attitude.
Jersey Shore is just fucking brilliant, a totally trashy show revelling in its awfulness/awesomeness that all you can do is sit back and say, "Jesus Christ, I'm glad I'm not them but they are fan-fuckingtastic!" I had trouble distinguishing a few of the girls, but Snooki is by far the star of the show that she will hopefully destroy Heidi and Spencer in complete idiocy. The Situation will hopefully join her in complete buffoonery stardom and I will have a front row seat cheering them on for the rest of the season.
It would be nice if the best Slog writers (Paul, Dominic, etc.) would tweet their writing more for those of us who are sick of wading through hate speech and other regressive ranting on here. Twitter is a customized Slog + more.
Though because they call themselves/each other WHOREBAGS, it's not really sexist to recount it- just good reporting.
Dan, you may be too gay to appreciate the difference between a girl who is completely naked vs. just wearing a thong or g-string, but the difference is that the vulva is exposed. That matters to straight guys.
I think Italians are considered to be white nowadays, so I don't think it's racist to talk about guidos or how you can't tell them apart.
I'm very glad that I no longer have any sort of pay TV.
Dan Savage saw a sexual relationship that he could play no part in.
No wonder he gave it 1/2 a star.
I receive one hundred thousand New Zealand dollars per word.
The girls were all annoying whores.
But my real point here is that not everyone from Jersey, not even all of we Italians, are like this. Some of us even live in Seattle now and happily shop at REI.
you are right, she is kinda fun; in the predictably polemic and tiresomely trite sense of fun.
Just sayin'.
Head north up the turnpike a ways. They're there. Or go down the shore mid-summer. You'll find 'em.
@37
I'm with you. You couldn't pay me to watch that shit because I'm from back east. It's humorous and entertaining if you're a west coaster since you never, ever encounter this slime, but for those of us that know better, it's a form of torture to watch rather than a form of entertainment.
Seriously, Dan Savage thinks reading The New Yorker magazine is at the polar opposite of watching Jersey Shore? Maybe if he was reading an issue from the 1950s but a current issue ain't that far removed from the cultural detritus that is Jersey Shore.