For those of you whose St. Patrick’s plans include stumbling through the streets of Belltown, consider heading to The Rendezvous Theater for the 7pm World Premiere screening of Killer Crack.

(Check out the flagrantly NSFW trailer here.)

Clocking in at 20 minutes, director Titus Grupp’s film captures the morally questionable, righteously gloppy virtues of old-school Troma (The Toxic Avenger, Surf Nazis Must Die, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid, etc.), minus the bloat. All this, plus a cannibalistic Divine look-alike in terrifying denim shorts. Also, cheap pitchers.

Note to Charles & Lindy: Wolves are involved.