*Also, Mormons.

Your Fremont Outdoor Movie has arrived!

This Saturday is your BIG CHANCE to sit on the ground and watch teenage vampires do anything but bang (just like fine upstanding vampires should). Fremont Outdoor Movies will be showing Twilight: New Moon Saturday night at 8 pm, in anticipation of next week's release of Twilight: Eclipse. Doors at 6.

And unless I am reading this press release wrong (possible! I am not trying very hard!), this event will feature a "red carpet," and this person:


and this person:


will be on it. Do with that information what you will. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Seriously, guys, call me when you've got Peter Facinelli.)