I look at this and I feel nothing.

via io9:

Found on ETSY, this hand made toy is a mere $100. Will the marvels that Human Centipede has inspired ever cease to amaze?

Oh wait, I do feel one thing. Who the fuck buys their cat a $100 cat toy? I would say "Donald Trump" or something, but Trump didn't get rich by GRINDING UP HIS MONEY AND TURNING IT INTO CAT FECES.