Yeah, The A-Team is dumb. But it's supposed to be dumb. It's the goddamn A-Team. Try to keep up. Essentially, all you need to know here is that The A-Team the movie contains all the same characters as The A-Team the show. They solve crimes with explosions and fly a tank. Also, Jessica Biel is in the army or something. Also, hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Also, BRADLEY COOPER'S ABDOMINAL REGION. A-Team rulz! (See Movie Times: thestranger.com/film.)