Film/TV Aug 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Black Swan Trailer: A Bit of a Boner Pincher!

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey
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1
Omigod Vincent Cassel fuck me NOW. Yes, of course you can bring Louis Garrel to help.
gloomy gus on August 18, 2010 at 1:03 PM Report this
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sign me up now.
ddecounter on August 18, 2010 at 1:16 PM Report this
3
Those things will not stay my boner.
heywhatsit!? on August 18, 2010 at 1:32 PM Report this
4
She's going to lay an egg. I can feel it.
Vince on August 18, 2010 at 1:40 PM Report this
5
Sprouting wings and turning into a giant evil honking swan during a performance is generally frowned upon in professional ballet.
-ink on August 18, 2010 at 1:52 PM Report this
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Metamorphosis ala Nathalie Portman?
The Striking Viking on August 18, 2010 at 2:49 PM Report this
7
Well stuff me in a dark room with strangers....
SurlyYurmom on August 18, 2010 at 2:55 PM Report this
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I have no idea whether that is a bad trailer for a dance drama, a horror/science fiction film, or a psychological thriller.

I don't want trailers to give everything away, but it would be nice to have a hint at the frigging genre.
Lymis on August 18, 2010 at 2:56 PM Report this
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now if you could get the trailer for RED, based on the graphic novel and starring Bruce Willis, Helen Mirrin, Morgan Freeman and others, now that would be cool.
Will in Seattle on August 18, 2010 at 3:04 PM Report this
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@9, get away.
gloomy gus on August 18, 2010 at 3:21 PM Report this
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At least Natalie Portman is a lot cuter than Jeff Goldblum.
Westside forever on August 18, 2010 at 3:38 PM Report this
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@8 genre is the last fucking thing we need in 2010 ....seriously, its the single reason that 99% of film is so horrible

just leave it be......take that genre box you like to place movies in and put it on your head
Andy_Squirrel on August 18, 2010 at 3:44 PM Report this
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@8 Try thinking for yourself. Your perception may be different than that of whom you're wanting to be told by.
liblad on August 18, 2010 at 3:55 PM Report this
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@12

Relax, dude.
emor on August 18, 2010 at 4:08 PM Report this
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@11 - No one is cuter than Jeff Goldblum
subwlf on August 18, 2010 at 4:13 PM Report this
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OMG. That's a whole lot of hottie in one place.
balmonter on August 18, 2010 at 4:19 PM Report this
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@15, I think only David Hedison would disagree.
gloomy gus on August 18, 2010 at 4:27 PM Report this
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Wait, so 17 comments already and I'm really the only one who thinks this trailer makes the movie look like an arted-up Showgirls?
lopes on August 18, 2010 at 4:35 PM Report this
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@18... Exactly! My first thought to a tee.
orange&black on August 18, 2010 at 4:40 PM Report this
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i'm there.
34x42 on August 18, 2010 at 4:54 PM Report this
21
OH GOD NOT WRINKLES!
kersy on August 18, 2010 at 9:30 PM Report this
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Man, I see a whole lotta Ken Russell in that trailer....
on August 19, 2010 at 12:09 AM Report this
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Phew! For a minute there, I was worried Natalie Portman had actually stopped overacting!
Casual_Observer on August 19, 2010 at 2:50 PM Report this

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