Am I the only one who thinks that the LoTR parody would have been awesome?

I can't believe that someone who was 12 when LoTR came out is now reviewing movies for The Stranger.
...I need a drink.

So the stranger hires 19 year olds to write their movie reviews. When I clicked the link for this review I was going to just make a comment on how mindless, boring and useless the stranger is but they seem to have already done it for me.

12? You were 12?

Oh god the pain

Well, I was a little surprised that you watched a movie made by the same idiots as Not Another Teen Movie and all the other soulless parodies without expecting the absolute worst from the start, but then you gave us a clue as to your age. Apparently you are not yet old enough to know that you shouldn't expect anything from this troupe but cinematic catastrophes based almost entirely on pop culture references that no one will remember in 10 years.

HOW DARE YOU BE YOUNG