Film/TV Oct 11, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Clearly, Catherine Keener Should Play Mommy

David Schmader
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Way to ruin my day Schmader, jesus.
thatsnotright on October 11, 2010 at 1:42 PM Report this
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, Mommy is the role Charlize Theron was born to play.
paulus on October 11, 2010 at 1:48 PM Report this
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Mickey Rourke as Daddy. Demi Moore as Mommy.
Fish Wrench Asteroid on October 11, 2010 at 1:51 PM Report this
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Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ on a Popsicle stick.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on October 11, 2010 at 2:01 PM Report this
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I couldn't hate that little Jeffy fucker any more than I do. Unless of course his role was played by Michael Cera. Yes, Michael Cera for Jeffy.
ephectic on October 11, 2010 at 2:04 PM Report this
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David, I love ya and everything, but fuck you for telling me about this. I just started feeling better from taking a double dose of the codeine cough syrup, and now I feel a shitty again.
wisepunk on October 11, 2010 at 2:09 PM Report this
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Lindsay Lohan as Dolly. Directed by Robert Rodriguez.
Cracker Jack on October 11, 2010 at 2:19 PM Report this
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@7, they'd guarantee all the slow-mo spraying body fluids you'd expect from the Family Circus.
gloomy gus on October 11, 2010 at 2:24 PM Report this
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At this moment, I can't think of a single movie idea I like less than this. I expect this to be the biggest flop of the year if it ever actually gets made.
Reverse Polarity on October 11, 2010 at 2:59 PM Report this
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Well, this comes as good news to the people who made Marmaduke. Now they won't have to be forever saddled with the guilt of knowing they made history's worst film adaptation.

The only way I might watch this film is if the plot were that ghost grandparent haunting them. Supernatural horror Family Circus.
Knat on October 11, 2010 at 3:10 PM Report this
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Oh my God. I just read the article, and they're using a brain trust that gave us Ultraviolet, Cutthroat Island, and Jumper?! This really is going to be the worst film ever made.
Knat on October 11, 2010 at 3:18 PM Report this
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Great, that means that "This Ain't The Family Circus XXX" can't be far behind.
Westside forever on October 11, 2010 at 3:46 PM Report this
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I will Inglorious Basterds as many fucking theaters as I can as long as this plays.
McGee on October 11, 2010 at 4:24 PM Report this
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I think it's got a chance--really. "Family Circus" is about a thousand times funnier than "Hagar", "Blondie", "Beetle Bailey", and that damned "Garfield" combined.
Timmytee on October 11, 2010 at 6:13 PM Report this
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I'm still waiting for Ziggy, the movie, starring Brian Posehn.
Free Lunch on October 11, 2010 at 6:43 PM Report this

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