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1

holy fuck, what did i just watch?

mr. herriman on November 16, 2010 at 1:53 PM

2

i will never use the word "situation" for the rest of my life. jesus fucking christ.

AmyC on November 16, 2010 at 1:56 PM

3

How very droll.

Danger on November 16, 2010 at 2:01 PM

4

The Situation is not going to have much longevity with shit like this. lulz.

benjammin509 on November 16, 2010 at 2:05 PM

5

No i don't want your condoms, I just AVOID SITUATIONS.

That's why you've never had a baby, right, Bristol?
Oh, wait...

Ness on November 16, 2010 at 2:12 PM

6

The word situation has lost all meaning. It's just nothing. It's gone. And good riddance to shit.

heywhatsit!? on November 16, 2010 at 2:21 PM

7

I killed my cable. It's such a relief! Other than Slog, I don't pay for this human dung anymore.

Vince on November 16, 2010 at 2:23 PM

8

He's going to be her next baby-daddy. Mark my words.

keshmeshi on November 16, 2010 at 2:24 PM

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well she's a walking ball of hypocrisy but at least she agreed to appear in same room with a condom.
can't we give her a little credit for that? some abstinence hounds would never suggest that condoms are ok (they "encourage" premarital sex)
ug. but i still can't stand her.

onion on November 16, 2010 at 2:28 PM

10

I feel like my brain just fell off.

Spork on November 16, 2010 at 2:30 PM

11

I assume he already impregnated her while they were setting up this shot, right?

I always kind of thought "Idiocracy" was going to come true some day; I just didn't expect it to happen this fast. I now think the next President of the United States is going to be Snooki.

Fnarf on November 16, 2010 at 2:43 PM

12

Let's assume a teen watching them understood a word of that completely incoherent dialogue. Even then, good luck figuring out whether you're supposed to be bad at abstinence or bad at safe sex. Worst...spokespeople...for any cause...ever!

Do as I say, not as I do [fill in the blank: Levi Johnston, Snooki, random Jersey Shore skank...]

Centrists Rule the World today on November 16, 2010 at 2:59 PM

13

I lasted about 25 seconds before stopping it. They both make me want to stab my own eyes out.

Reverse Polarity on November 16, 2010 at 3:31 PM

14

It should be socially acceptable to kick a person in their genitals any and every time he/she refers to themselves in the third person, let alone by a self-appointed title as stupid as "The Situation". As far as "B Palin" goes though, we can do nothing more cruel than what fate has already done: forcing her to have Sarah Palin as her mother.

Knat on November 16, 2010 at 3:51 PM

15

Ass Sex is Safe Sex
(er baby wise)
can we have that conversation bristol?

aardvark on November 16, 2010 at 4:16 PM

16

I would vote for Snooki. Among other important distinctions she would be our shortest and orangest president.

gloomy gus on November 16, 2010 at 6:12 PM

17

Yep, she's really an Oompa-Loompa, Gus.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on November 16, 2010 at 6:17 PM

18

I find it difficult to believe that he needs a Magnum.

kerri harrop on November 16, 2010 at 6:51 PM

19

Bristol is too heavy for the TARDIS; hell Donna was pushing the weight limit I have!!

Last of the Time Lords on November 16, 2010 at 6:52 PM

20

What's the best way to clean vomit off a keyboard?

icanthandlethismuchlonger on November 16, 2010 at 7:13 PM

21

Urge to kill: rising.

Urgutha Forka on November 16, 2010 at 7:22 PM

22

@18, he's a lifelong roids user. His winkie is three inches long and has a joint in it, like a finger (but he can't move it, sorry ladies).

Fnarf on November 16, 2010 at 9:19 PM

23

SHITuation, more like.

Sheesh!

Dod on November 16, 2010 at 10:38 PM

24

LOLz HAHA 'abstinence' has 'abs' on it... gotta love the guy for that.

oh_man on November 17, 2010 at 1:01 AM

25

oh my freaking god. David, I have been a pregnancy fearing Dan Savage reading stranger super fan since before my 17 year old sister existed. and she (against my will/influence) is a Jersey Shore watchin' fist pumpin student government participating fiend. this scares the shit out of me. Like, Goofus and Jugghead gave birth and are fighting over who impregnates my baby sister. Frightening!!!
ahhhhhhhhhh!

vicvicvictorious on November 17, 2010 at 4:42 AM

26

They kept her in form - she refused the condom! ha ha!

Ok but srsly - her face looks like she is preganant again. Am I wrong? Anyone?

subwlf on November 17, 2010 at 2:05 PM

27

Sure looks like it to me, subwlf.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on November 17, 2010 at 2:18 PM

28

I'll bet that the deleted scenes to this, this, whatever the hell this was involved a bag of rubber bands falling from his pocket when he took out the condoms. Just saying.

Milbury on November 17, 2010 at 3:54 PM

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