I swear Britain could colonize us again if they just sent their army over here all, "Cheerio, guv'nah! Fancy a biscuit?" and we'd be like, "Awwwwwwwwwwwww" for days, and then BAM!!! Next thing you know we're all feudal serfs getting caned for confusing "crisps" with "chips."
Also I TOTALLY LIKE Emma Watson's pixie cut, jerks.