What do I see in all of this?

(BBC) An elderly woman has survived being trapped in her bathroom in Paris for 20 days, after the door lock jammed.

The room had no window or phone so the 69-year-old was unable to tell anyone but she tapped on pipes during the night, hoping to alert her neighbours.

They thought the noise was DIY work and started a petition to have it stopped.


I see a French film staring the British actress Charlotte Rampling.
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The moment of shock (delicious French shock)? Bored out of her mind, bored of slamming the toilet seats and tapping on the pipes, the elderly woman looks at her fingers and begins to masturbate. The scene is very graphic. But her moans and climax go unheard. Paris goes on without her.