Wm.™ Steven Humphrey expounds on American Idol and Justin Bieber!

Idol's season 10 changes include an almost entirely new judges table, featuring Jennifer "Look at my booty so you'll forget my almost nonexistent music career" Lopez, Aerosmith's Steven "Does my face look like it's being suspended from the ceiling by 1,000 fish hooks?" Tyler, and (HEAVY SIGH) the extremely unwelcome return of Randy "What was I doing on this show in the first place?" Jackson.

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