Film/TV Jan 18, 2011 at 3:43 pm

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marry me, josh bomb!
2
Rocky loses in the first movie.
3
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5
Despite having seen it in the theater and probably a few times on television since, I couldn't have told you E.T. made it home. Come to think of it, I don't think I really liked that movie.
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Technically, the Cleveland Indians mostly lost.

Then the settlers finished and named a team after them.
7
Titanic sinks.
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"I see dead people."
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Thank you, Fifty-Two-Eighty. The lack on M. Knight Shamalama movies in the spoiler list was glaring and saddening.
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awww, you guys!
11
The chick's a dude.
Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.
Bruce Willis' dream is seeing his own death.
12
Snape kills Dumbledore.
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The Goonies don't have to move!
14
The tourist really isn't, Mattie lives but loses her arm, JFK dies.
15
It wasn't a Gay Bullying Suicide AFTER ALL!!!

"Alexandria School District 206 is trying to cope with the unexpected death of an 18-year-old student.

Lance Lundsten, a senior at Jefferson High School, died Saturday.

According to preliminary autopsy results that were shared with the family, he died from cardiac edema, a condition caused by an enlarged heart."
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It's a cookbook.
17
Rosebud!!!
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The hot chick in the crying game was a dude.
19
Oswald was alone.
- That's a lie!
- Shuttup Stone!
20
Technically, Gollum destroys the ring...
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Josh Bomb, in perpetuity, FTW.
22
Frankly Scarlett, Rhett doesn't give a damn.
23
The fact that so many people think that Rocky won the first fight is the numero A exhibit of everything that's wrong with America. Second place goes to the gross misunderstanding of Springsteen's 'Born in the USA'. Third place is the entire Bush Administration.
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@16: A cookbooooooook!!!
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Also. Thanks for having the decency not to give away The Mousetrap.

(Sergeant Trotter)
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They're both Tyler Durden
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the penguin was really a chicken.
28
The rabbit dies.
Lara has a child who plays the balalaika.
The princess ends up rejecting the journalist.
Celie and Nettie find each other again.
The voice refers to Ray Kinsella's dad.
Lady Macbeth did the job.
Tom Robinson is innocent but gets killed anyway.
Harry and Sally get married.
Puyi ends up as a groundskeeper.
Tom Hanks gets rescued from that island.
29
Decker gets Rachel. She has no inbuilt termination date.
Bowman comes back as a giant star-baby.
Paul ends up with all the spice.
Jonathon wins, but nothing changes.
Capt. America and Billy are killed by some rednecks.
30
Bullshit. We have no idea if ET gets home. We only see the ship take off with him.
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Spoiler alert
33
Rosebud was Hearst's nickname for his mistress's clitoris.
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I'll never ever forget this xkcd: http://xkcd.com/109/
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They are all dead and the island is purgatory.
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@32 Haha! I did the same thing when I accidentally revealed to an old idiot roommate that Anne Boleyn gets beheaded. Oopsie.
37
Bonnie Bedelia killed her.

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