But I do not think that the Kung Fu Panda novelty bamboo steamer, the Kung Fu Panda party hats, or EVEN the Kung Fu Panda lead-poisoned decorative chopsticks will affect my opinion (positively or negatively) of Kung Fu Panda 2, formerly titled Kung Fu Panda 2: The Kaboom of Doom.

Items that might actually spark my interest in Kung Fu Panda: lifesize nude poster of Victor Garber, pillow stuffed with Jean-Claude Van Damme's hair, animatronic baby panda (for snuggles!), or, you know, just an ACTUALLY FUNNY ANIMATED MOVIE ABOUT A PANDA WHO DOES KUNG FU. So I will go ahead and reserve my judgment until the movie comes out. Thank you for all the confetti in my hair, though.