• Jeremy Eaton

Wm. Steven Humphrey has been sassing off about teevee for a good decade and a half, and he's still fucking hilarious about it. To wit:

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant (Tues, 10 am). Oh, how many times have I heard that old line? This show is filled with hilarious dramatic re-creations of women who had no earthly idea they were preggo, until one day, whoopsie! Plop! Heyyyyy... why is my toilet crying?

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