I'm constantly getting e-mails from movie publicists about BRAND NEW UNRELEASED IMAGES ("Feel free to share with your readers!") and I never ever share them with you guys because they seem more boring than a cloud stuffed with lullabies. But today I changed my mind. From now on I am going to post all of them. The first person to think of anything interesting or funny to say in the comments wins a high five (not from me—I'm busy and I don't know where your hands have been).

Hold on to your dicks! This is going to be exciting!

One:

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Two:

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Three:

Peekin peekin never speakin.
  • Peekin' peekin' never speakin'.


Sorry if you're in a coma now. From too much glamorous Hollywood excitement.