Film/TV Feb 17, 2011 at 10:38 am

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1
Not no, but HELL NO.
2
How do these movies keep getting made@!L?
3
Absofuckinglutely! What time?
4
My body is simply not capable of being drunk & high enough to enjoy that "movie", sorry Lindy.
5
I think the only way a movie like that even could be entertaining would be to see it with Lindy West, but still no.
6
i would, but i know i'll just be disappointed. the book was amazing. i'm not sure how the film version could ever measure up.
7
that movie will be nothing short of amazing!!!
9
Just name the time and place. I'll provide a counterweight with my deep historical analysis.
10
I'm going to see Who Dat Ninja instead.
11
YES I DO. SEE YOU TONIGHT.
12
In the next film, Martin Lawrence will confront issues of patriarchy, death, alcoholism and sexual repression in the Deep South when he teams up with Big Daddy for Big Momma on a Hot Tin Roof.
13
I'm already imagining myself walking out of the theater before the intro credits even finish rolling.
14
If I didn't live so far away, I'd go.
15
I would go if it was named Like Momma, Like Son. But it's not. Also, I live in Chicago.
16
You should take Dan.
17
Not if you paid me and the horse I rode in on.
18
Take Dan.
19
Not really.
20
I'd go, but I haven't seen the previous Big Momma movies, so I think I'd just get lost in the many-layered, intricate plot and sub-plots of such a film. I'd be asking questions all night and that would just be annoying...
21
Curses, #16. You beat me to it.
22
I can't wait! Yes!
23
A joint review of this masterpiece with one Mr. Dan Savage would be both hilarious and cathartic.
24
Well, I am trying to see all of the Oscar-nominated films before the ceremony...
25
I'll go just to watch you get offended by fat jokes.
27
Lindy, you need a drunk foil.
28
I'd go, but I don't like looking at fat people.

/See what I did there?
29
@28, you win the Internet. Thread closed.
30
ummm no.. because.. well..i just have too much to do..but can i go with you to see 'skank robbers' when it comes out ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NVuTWlqA…
31
i couldn't enjoy it--my nerves would be shot from worrying about martin lawrence's health.
32
I almost said no, and then I remembered I'd be going with Lindy, whose reviews are indisputably hilarious.
33
I am most definitely in! I mean Big Momma's House 2 was such a delight: http://www.welcometotheslowroll.com/blog…
34
My life is far, far, too short for this movie. Sorry Lindy, but, um, enjoy..?
35
Yes as long as I can do the whiskey slurpee thing.
36
No...I'm just too invested in the Madea franchise.
37
No offense lindsay but I'd rather be raped by a circus midget covered in saurkraut.
38
OMG! Yes, yes, yes! This means we're going steady now, right?
39
I'd love to go but I'm in the middle of Canada. But I would have and it would have been fun!

I like this take Dan idea people have...
40
This honkey grandma be trippin'!
41
No doy.
42
Skank Robbers looks pretty fantastic.
43
WHY IS THIS A GENRE
44
@43, because this series alone has sold more than $310 million worth of tickets so far.

That's not counting the other "Giant Fat Black Lady Who's Really a Black Man in a Really Big Fat Suit" movies, as depicted so well in this Robot Chicken from 2007 (!).
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken…
45
Yes!, No!, wait, what was the question?
46
Yes! But only if I get to sit next to you and pull the "yawn which is really an excuse to put my arm around you" maneuver.
47
I'm with 32. Watching Tyler Perry is not my idea of a fun time, but seeing it excorciated by a seasoned cinephile would be worth the suffering.

I would even bring tasty popcorn seasonings from my extensive Kernel Seasons collection. When movies get boring/awful, it's fun to distract oneself with small taste tests. =\
48
I hear that Dan Savage is available for a date this evening.
49
Sweet jesus, no.
50
@37 Brandon you're contributing to rape culture! Brah! blargerdeargh! gra berblagerdah!!! shmee flahterdetegarar!
51
You can take Dan, he's not monogamous, right?
52
@ 51. He may not be monogamous, but I think Lindy isn't his type- she's too f...what was it? Too f.... Oh, yeah, she's too FEMALE for him.
53
@6 for the win!

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