Film/TV Jul 8, 2011 at 6:00 pm

Cancel the Oscars

Anthony Hecht
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1
Rob Schneider is der de der.

Rob Schneider is a stapler.
pissy mcslogbot on July 8, 2011 at 6:18 PM Report this
2
This still looks better than Mr. Popper's Penguins and Green Lantern.
Billy the Fridge on July 8, 2011 at 6:22 PM Report this
3
I'll send you a bill for the bullet I'm about to use on myself after watching that
fsb on July 8, 2011 at 6:27 PM Report this
4
Trollhunter was better.
Will in Seattle on July 8, 2011 at 6:31 PM Report this
5
not since Cabaret Vs The Godfather or even Avatar Vs The Hurt Locker, has there been such a tight race as Jack And Jill Vs The Zookeeper...
pissy mcslogbot on July 8, 2011 at 6:36 PM Report this
6
"This November, Adam Sandler shits in your eyes, ears, and mouth. Rated Arrgh for Pirates. Fuck you."

South Park for the win.
Y on July 8, 2011 at 6:52 PM Report this
7
WHEN will the Sandman get the recognition he deserves?
Fnarf on July 8, 2011 at 7:12 PM Report this
8
Ok, that last joke was actually kinda funny.
OuterCow on July 8, 2011 at 7:21 PM Report this
9
Kill me...someone kill me. And remember make sure BOTH of my hearts are damaged.

Good fucking shitting God!! I saved Earth from the Daleks and Cyberman for THIS SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!
Last of the Time Lords on July 8, 2011 at 7:23 PM Report this
10
I actually laughed when the little kid wearing the dildo taped to his head hit the lady.
tjc on July 8, 2011 at 8:54 PM Report this
11
That was horrific. What's the opposite of laughter? A soul-curdling cry of terror and disgust? That's what I just experienced.
leek on July 8, 2011 at 9:00 PM Report this
12
Move over Peter Sellers, we have a new "Dr. Strangelove!"
mak on July 8, 2011 at 9:51 PM Report this
13
I never thought I'd see Katie Holmes onscreen with Adam Sandler, let alone Adam Sandler in drag. I'm very surprised to realize that I prefer Adam Sandler, even with the drag.
Knat on July 8, 2011 at 10:56 PM Report this
14
Finally! A headline I can get behind! Yes, let's cancel 'em!
TVDinner on July 8, 2011 at 11:06 PM Report this
15
Good Lord, who is the idiot that green lighted this thing?
Teslick on July 9, 2011 at 12:07 AM Report this
16
Implausibly wealthy lifestyle? Gorgeous and picture-perfect Christmas conditions? I can totally relate to these characters!
Zebes on July 9, 2011 at 2:52 AM Report this
17
I liked the Al Pacino bit till I stopped liking it.
paulus on July 9, 2011 at 3:38 AM Report this
18
Please let Lindy review this.
MichaelPgh on July 9, 2011 at 7:27 AM Report this
19
At least it ain't Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks.
seatackled on July 9, 2011 at 7:45 AM Report this
21
Um, no. Just no. I'll watch Punch-Drunk Love again instead.
kevomatic on July 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM Report this
22
I'm just going to assume that at the end, it turns out "Jill" is the Tyler Durden-like projection of Adam Sandler's long-suppressed female side, and the whole movie really has been about Adam's character coming out as a transexual all along.
Pope Buck I on July 9, 2011 at 11:10 AM Report this
23
ok i kiiiiind of want to see it. i may or may not be stoned.
nixor on July 9, 2011 at 2:25 PM Report this
24
@22 that would at least make it interesting.
veo_ on July 9, 2011 at 2:34 PM Report this
25
I would absolutely watch this.
Amanda on July 9, 2011 at 10:36 PM Report this
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How does Adam Sandler sleep at night?

Oh, right -- on top of a giant pile of money.

He can also use some of it to dry his tears if he gets snubbed for an Oscar -- which I'm sure he's striving to win with every movie he makes.
Amanda on July 9, 2011 at 10:43 PM Report this

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