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1
Clooney looks fake. I didn't even know it was Bullock, but now that I know, I'm less inclined. But it's a science-fiction and/or space film, so I'll see it.
2
This trailer played last night in front of Gatsby, and I lost my faith in humanity (again) after just about the entire theatre burst into laughter when the astronaut spins away unthethered to her presumable death. I was sitting in the front, and looked behind me incredulously to see dozens of people making the spinning motion with their hands, throwing their heads back laughing.
3
If George Clooney is in it, it can't be bad.

Oh, wait. I forgot "Thin Red Line," but he was only in that for thee minutes.

Re-phrase: if George Clooney is in almost every frame, it cannot be a completely bad film.

Of course, I am not a reliable critic. I would pay $15 to watch him sit in a white room and do nothing for 90 minutes.
4
Wow. Excellent. I've been waiting for this one.

I believe this is very loosely based, or at least inspired by, Bradbury's beautiful and poignant short story "Kaleidoscope." From The Illustrated Man.

In that story a similar acident in space hurls several astronauts cruelly into orbit and tracks them as they slowly loose radio contact with each other and... SPOILER... re-enter the atmosphere or vanish into the black of space. Ending with a child looking up and making a wish on a falling star. Get's me every time I read it.

Also an inspiration for John Carpenter's "Dark Star."

5
How could anyone say "Children of Men" was overrated? Even if I had hated the story (which I didn't) the loooong cuts he managed to pull off are commendable in and of themselves.
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@4
Thanks for the reference! It has been a long while since I've read any Bradbury. I'm off to get a copy of The Illustrated Man.
7
@4:

That was the first thought that came to my mind as well.

Not bad, except of course doesn't everyone know by now that explosions don't make noise in a vacuum? And space explosions don't look anything like earth explosions. Finally, with all that sharp debris shooting around at high-velocity, I simply can't imagine any of those astronauts would have survived in such close proximity to the blast-point without suffering fatal suit punctures.

But, you know, other than that...
8
@3 I am with you. I was lucky enough to be at Lake Como two weeks ago. And the simple thought that Clooney has, at some point, possibly dipped his testicles into that lake healed my jet lag when I touched the waters. Also my winkle grew at least 2 inches. True story.
9
Will they have a special preview on the Space Station?
10
@7 But each astronaut would also be hurled at the same velocity as the debris. Though that in itself could present a rather mortal set of problems - inertial is a bitch. And as far as sound: for your suspension of disbelief theorize that if the exposions happen while each astronaut is on an open mic broadcast within the interior of the space station, which has atmosphere, they may hear an explosion. And thusly we the audience experience what they experience.
11
I like "Children of Men."

@4, Yes! Thank you for the quick reference.

Here's hopping it's better than this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2188867/
12
@8 - tkc, you are so lucky. so so so lucky. The closest I come to George Clooney is when I drive to Cincinnati and remember he grew up nearby in Kentucky. But I live in hope he might walk into my store in Podunk Georgia because a lot of film and tv is made in the area now. Tyler Perry lives fairly close, so maybe he will invite Clooney to a fundraiser for the President there...a girl can dream, right? Meanwhile, I pass the odd moment at work role-playing such an encounter so I don't act like a complete moron when it happens...
13
This is all I can think of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZecMu1…

That last shot with the astronaut flailing to reach the satellite was pretty great though.

@4s comment piqued my interest, since my 7th grade love for Bradbury is unending.
14
That was very exciting, but I have no idea how the hell you could stretch something like that into an entire movie and not have it suck.
16
Moonraker effects were way better.
17
@10:

Re: astronauts being hurled away at same velocity as debris; normally that would make sense, but the trailer shows us several images of their momentum being altered in relation to the debris expansion: the astronaut attached to the Canada Arm, for example, or when they grab safety lines, or bounce off structural elements, any one of which would have slowed their relative velocities or changed their motion vectors enough to be overtaken by the debris field.

It's quibbling, I know, but someday I would like to see a movie that at least attempts to get the physics right - I think audiences would actually find it much scarier than bad physics that plays to their perceptual expectations.
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@17 - I'm thinking that if they got the physics right in this movie, it would be over in about 5 seconds after the explosion.
19
@14 - I'm with you on this one. This looks like it should have been a 15 minute movie or something...
20
Well, the physics look closer to real life than, say, Star Wars, where ships fly around in space like there was gravity and an atmosphere. *eyeroll*
21
I'm fine with watching Clooney and Bullock spin off into the dark cold void of infinity. I really am. If only it was Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Meryl Streep. Oh, yeah!
22
I don't want to watch Sandra burn up on re-entry. George, okay.
23
My hands got hella clammy. Anxiety attack waiting to happen? yep
24
This kinda pisses all over that new stamp, eh?
25
@18:

Which is sort of my point!

But seriously, that would mean screenwriters would have to work a lot harder to come up with a plausible set of circumstances to account for stretching a scenario like this out for 120+ minutes. But again, I think that would just make the film more realistic, and thus a more intense experience for the audience.
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@17 That was my first thought as well but wasn't the astronaut/arm assembly rotating around the center of mass? Then when the astronaut unstrapped from the arm centripetal force would have thrown her away. The total momentum of the arm/astronaut system would have stayed the same but the two parts could have separated widely.
27
@15 that premise wouldn't work very well with real physics. Of course, movie physics seldom bear any resemblance to the real world so you could certainly be right.
28
@26:

No doubt, but upon review, it appears the astronaut on the arm is ejected as a result of what looks like either a meteor or debris impact on the shuttle, and appears to have been thrown into the debris field when the arm separates from the cargo bay - we see him cartwheel past a lot of large pieces of debris, which means there would be a massive amount of much smaller particles traveling past him as well, any one of which could have torn a sizable hole in his suit. In short, he should have been dead before Clooney or whomever it is had a chance to reach him a few seconds later in the clip.
29
Pretty boring. Wake me when a large asteroid hits Earth after C02 kills us off in 50 years.
30
While I hate movie trailers giving away the entire film in a two minute promo (looking at you here, Ender's Game), I don't know that there was enough here to get me interested. I loved Children of Men, so I know the director is certainly capable, but I think I'd have to see at least a little more to be interested.
31
Good lord ... I loved Children of Men but like @23 this kinda gave me the starts of an anxiety attack.
Maybe its that "Nothing you ever can do will help and we are all doomed" kinda feel?

As for that "get the physics right" above... please realism is not a good start for a fantasy. In the same way we shouldn't base our research on scifi but be inspired by it, we shouldn't base our scifi on actual research and science, just be inspired by it.
32
In what "real world" would the astronauts be moving at the same speed as other debris? They would have the same force acting on them, but there's still inertia in space, and an astronaut has a lot more mass than the tiny pieces of metal that are flying out of there.

a = F/m
33
This doesn't seem sexist to anyone else? The calm keeping it together male astronaut, and the panicky freaking out girl in a space suit?
34
This is just that movie where the couple treads water for 90 minutes until sharks eat them, except in space!!! ... boring
35
This would be MUCH more effective if they had used unknowns - no one in the world will ever believe Sandra Bullock and George Clooney as astronauts...
36
Looks like Solaris: The Sequel. Silence of space, punctuated by moments of terror, and lots of staring at Clooney's face. 'Twas boring the first time around - this doesn't look much better.
37
Another stupid movie, praised by stupid critics. Hopefully it'll die a painful death and the stupid population won't take the bait.

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