• GRAMMY.COM

First up: The text on that image is a lie. Because it is 1974, CBS has held the West Coast broadcast of the Grammys until 8 pm—three hours after the live East Coast broadcast of the Grammys, the results of which have been wildly Tweeted ever since. HAHAHAHAHA! So this is a super-kinky Slog event targeting only those people watching the Grammys on network television on the West Coast. WE ARE YOU, YOU ARE US, THIS IS HAPPENING. See you in the comments.