He's been dead to me ever since he buzzed Prince Poppycock on the final night of "America's Got Talent." Asshole.

@2
I suggest Dan go to Chicago. Home Sweet Home :) and a lovable brother to console him when Dan has weepy time memory time of his transplant life on Capitol Hill.

Piers Morgan is the worst fucking human being on the planet. He belongs in a fucking jail cell, not on TV.

Morgan is one of the most culpable of the British phone hackers. Worse than the hackers themselves are the editors who filled their disgusting newspapers with the private messages of celebrities and government officials. He even bragged about it; he bragged that he'd heard Paul McCartney's message to Heather Mills begging her to come back. He bragged that he "knew a little trick" to get in. He published dozens of private phone messages in his toilet rag.

Most notoriously, when he was editor of the Daily Mirror, he published faked pictures of British soldiers abusing Iraqi prisoners. He knew they were fake. He lost his job over it, and he should have lost more.

But any cunt with an English accent can come over here to America and get himself reborn as a talking head on television. For a while.

Maybe Stuart Varney can be next.

Eat shit and die, Piers. Fucking Arsenal fan, too.

Jeremy Clarkson's greatest accomplishment will always be punching Piers Morgan in his stupid fucking face.

@4
excellent comment Fnarf! You are talented at judging people. Makes sense that "the worst fucking human being on the planet" is employed in The Media. Since you are so good at judging others, and that there invariably has to be a Best Stranger Journalist and a Worst Fucking Stranger journalist, who do you vote for. I await your answers, for you are correct about everything!

@6, aren't there some dry-cleaning bags you can go play with or something?

1996 clips from the UK quiz show Have I Got News For You - Eddie Izzard bringing down the house and then Piers on the next week, attempting to get a laugh by reprising Eddie's joke and tanking bit time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQr90AjK…

@4 Hey, don't drag Arsenal into this!

I'm torn. I want to agree with Fnarf about the dreadfulness of Piers Morgan in general, but he's not the most pox-filled boil ever to come from Britain. That hono(u)r goes to Russell Brand.

@6 - I'm judging you harshly for your enjoyment of judging those who judge others.

Okay, not really, but it was fun to type.

Also, what Fnarf said.

One step toward that happy future day when no one is a CNN employee.

@5, how could you tell it was Clarkson punching Morgan and not the other way 'round? Both are insufferable, windy, middle-aged puffy douchebags.

As a Brit living in Seattle (and stealing your jobs and your women) I feel I should apologise for Piers Morgan.

However you did send Madonna first. So you deserve it.

@14: And y'all took Lindsay Lohan off our hands now, too. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.