So 2016 is finally over, and with it goes a year of pretty great movies: Arrival, La La Land, Swiss Army Man, Hell or High Water, The Nice Guys, Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Moonlight, Hail Caesar!, Into the Inferno, Everybody Wants Some!!, Suicide Squaâwait! What the fuck! Get the fuck out of here, Suicide Squad!
Did Suicide Squad leave? Is it gone?
Okay, cool. Sorry about that. Anyway: Thank god 2016 is over, and whileâmovie-wise, at leastâit didnât disappoint, weâre already looking forward to the films of 2017.
20th Century WomenâThe latest from Mike Mills (Beginners), starring Annette Bening, Greta Gerwig, and Elle Fanning.
Alien: CovenantâIs it the sequel to Prometheus? Is it an Alien sequel? Does it feature James Franco for some reason? Yes! And with Ridley Scott directing, itâll likely be equal parts breathtaking and frustrating.
Baby DriverâEdgar Wrightâs mysterious, action-filled latest will involve... cars. Somehow. And given Wrightâs track record (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Worldâs End, Scott Pilgrim) itâll probably be fucking fantastic.
The Bad BatchâAna Lily Amirpourâs follow-up to A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. It has cannibals!
BaywatchâOh Christ, another remake of a mediocre â80s TV show?
The BeguiledâThe new film from Sofia Coppola or the hottest new goth club? You decide.
Blade Runner 2049âGreat news: Arrival director Denis Villenueve! Great news: Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford! Great news: Brilliant cinematographer Roger Deakins! Bad news: Jared Leto :(
CHiPsâOh Christ, another remake of a mediocre â80s TV show? At least this oneâs written and directed by Dax Shepard, who made Hit and Run an unexpected treat. Throw in Michael PeĂąa as Ponch and it could be hilarious.
The CircleâMaybe this adaptation of Dave Eggersâ novel will be better than its technophobic source material? Given the castâJohn Boyega, Emma Watson, and Tom Hanksâit kind of has to.
ColossalâThe latest from Nacho Vigalondo (Timecrimes) is a cross between a romcom and a kaiju movie. Sure!
The Dark TowerâStephen Kingâs sprawling fantasy saga turns into a sprawling film and TV series, with Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey.
DunkirkâChristopher Nolanâs chilly-looking WWII drama boasts a prestigious castâTom Hardy, Mark Rylance, and... uh, Harry Styles?
Fate of the FuriousâCan the family outrace its biggest challenge yet? Weâll see when beloved father figure Dom (Vin Diesel) gets turned EVIL by hacker terrorist Cypher (Charlize Theron). What!!
The Florida ProjectâThe new film from Sean Baker, the writer/director of 2015âs remarkable Tangerine.
Free FireâEnglish director Ben Wheatley (Kill List, Sightseers) hasnât made an uninteresting film yet. This one, starring Brie Larson and Cillian Murphy, depicts an extended 90-minute shootout.
Ghost in the ShellâA gorgeous-looking adaptation of the gorgeous-looking (and super boring) anime.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Justice League, The Lego Batman Movie, Logan, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Star Wars: Episode VIII, Thor: Ragnarok, Wonder WomanâColon-crazed franchises arenât going away, but at least weâre getting a few promising entries: A Star Wars from Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper, and The Brothers Bloom) and a Thor from Taika Waititi (What We Do in the Shadows, Hunt for the Wilderpeople).
I Donât Feel at Home in This World AnymoreâThe shot-in-Portland directorial debut from Blue Ruin and Green Room actor Macon Blair.
ItâThis again? Yes, because clowns are still scary.
John Wick 2âWeâre not getting our hopes up for an impeachment, but we are suggesting that if there were to be an impeachment, only one man could step the fuck in and take care of shit. (That person is John Wick.)
JulietaâNew AlmodĂłvar!
The Killing of a Sacred DeerâPerhaps the new film from Yorgos Lanthimos (The Lobster) will help you get over the emotional trauma of the last film from Yorgos Lanthimos (The Lobster).
King Arthur: Legend of the SwordâGuy Ritchie reinvents the King Arthur myth as a loutish remake of Snatch. Just so weâre all clear, this is a horrible idea.
Kingsman: The Golden CircleâThe first Kingsman was way more fun than a hyper-violent Bond pastiche had any right to be. Will the secondâin which Eggsy and Merlin come to Americaârepeat the trick?
Kong: Skull IslandâThis monkey is really big and smashing helicopters and MAD!
Lady BirdâDirected by Greta Gerwig! Starring Saoirse Ronan!
LandlineâGillian Robespierre and Jenny Slateâs follow-up to the 100 percent wonderful Obvious Child.
Last Flag FlyingâRichard Linklaterâs latest is reportedly a âspiritual successorâ to Hal Ashbyâs The Last Detail.
Lean on PeteâThe Oregon-shot adaptation of Willy Vlautinâs novel, directed by Andrew Haigh (Weekend, Looking, and 45 Years).
Legacy of a Whitetail Deer HunterâPerennially underrated director Jody Hill (Eastbound & Down, Vice Principals) reunites with his buddy Danny McBride. Hey, did you know Danny McBride is also in Alien: Covenant? Weird.
Live by NightâA 1920s gangster epic from director Ben Affleck and writer Dennis Lehane, the duo behind Gone Baby Gone.
The MummyâIn which Universal attempts to turn its classic monster-movie properties into a Marvel-esque franchise. Tom Cruise kicks off the batshit-looking first installment.
MuteâDuncan Jones goes back to Moon-ish sci-fi after getting Warcraft out of his system.
The Meyerowitz StoryâNoah Baumbach returns, with Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller, Emma Thompson, and (wait for it...) Adam Sandler.
Nobody Speak: Hulk Hogan, Gawker and Trials of a Free PressâIn the future, theyâll probably show this in journalism schools to examine how Americaâs free press fell apart. JK! In the future there wonât be any journalism schools.
OkjaâA monster movie from Snowpiercer visionary Bong Joon-Ho, starring Tilda Swinton, Jake Gyllenhaal, and a monster. Will the monster be an angry monkey? We can hope!
PatersonâAdam Driver stars in Jim Jarmuschâs first drama since Only Lovers Left Alive.
Shape of WaterâGuillermo del Toro lines up a remarkable cast (Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Doug Jones) for his Cold War-set latest.
SilenceâNew Scorsese.
Suicide SquadâUnfairly maligned upon its release, future generations will look back on Suicide Squad as a groundbreaking classâHEY! SUICIDE SQUAD! WE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE! Go stand in the shame corner. Yes, next to Batman v. Superman. No, you canât have a chair. Jesus.
Trainspotting 2âAre they still not out of heroin? How have they not run out of heroin? There is only so much heroin.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand PlanetsâLuc Besson revisits the candy-colored sci-fi style of The Fifth Element. Pro: This looks like 2017âs Jupiter Ascending! Con: This looks like 2017âs Jupiter Ascending!
War MachineâThe Roverâs David MichĂ´d brings a Brad Pitt movie to Netflix.
War of the Planet of the ApesâThese monkeys are riding horses and carrying guns and MAD! If the previous (and great) Apeses are any indication, thisâll be the most nihilistic and misanthropic blockbuster of 2017. Hooray!
WonderstruckâJulianne Moore and Michelle Williams star in Todd Haynesâ latestâhalf of which will reportedly screen as a silent film. There are no angry monkeys in this one. Or are there?
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