Therm Scissorpunch? Who gets paid for these names?

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!
Spaceballs: the T-shirt
Spaceballs: the Coloring Book
Spaceballs: the Lunchbox
Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal
Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower... The kids love this one.

And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll, me.

Adorable.

By the time I started the second paragraph, my reaction to this was "so what" and I stopped reading. Brainless filler with no point other than to show the writer is too cool for Denny's. Again, so what?

@2 May the Schwartz be with you......

In their defense, back in the early 90s Denny's had decent nachos at 2 a.m. Nothing beat the Dog House though. https://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/2014/01/22/remember-these-seattle-restaurants/