Ah, how I miss the United Artists Cinema downtown. How did the powers that be determine that residents of downtown, Queen Anne, and Capitol Hill didn't have any use for discounted cinema?

"Spoiler: You're gonna have a miscarriage! Bark bark!"

Incredible.

"Deep North". I'm taking that. I've lived two blocks from the Crest for about 20 years and it is a great place; it's where I learned who to go to the movies.

Typical pink. Like the yetinsyny need you anyway.

Yetis no funny.

Capitol Hill has the NWFF, which has half-price tickets every Monday. And I think the Varsity in the U-District still has $7 Tuesdays. And all before-noon screenings on weekends at the Pacific Place are $5 (unless it went up to $6--haven't been for a while).

Why are you always making fun of Marley and Me? You are such a dick.

Find a friend who is a SIFF member, on Tuesday night they can bring a guest and tickets are $5.

The Crest is awesome. $3 indie/art house films on a regular basis. If you missed Waltz with Bashir, you can catch it this weekend for $3!

Find a friend who is a Grand Illusion member, and they can bring guests for *free* on Tuesday!

OMG you guys! Lindy West is that gay man who writes the "I (heart) Television" column!!!!!11!!1!