watch "let the right one in" swedish teen vampire/no sex

I want to be Lindy West.

In truth, ma'am, I always thought sexuality and vampire legends went hand in hand at least since Bram Stoker. Or was it Bela Lugosi?

Doesn't mean we can't get a new theme, though. I thought the whole sexy vampire thing should have been over after Keifer Sutherland.

Really. That was, well, that time of youth for me. And just like the boys, the girls were trying out new phrases and concepts.

So try it on. Keifer Sutherland or Corey Haim. Pick one. And then imagine yourself at twelve or thirteen years old and fill in the blank: "You know, _____ makes me so wet."

Yeah. The whole fucking sexy vampire thing should have died in 1987.

Okay, I was fourteen. But still. I don't think I ever, in my life, said, "You know, Minnie Driver gives me a boner." Not even when I actually lusted the shy, awkward look in women.

But, yeah. Anyway. Carry on. Keep up the good work, and all that. Thank you for seeing these films so I don't have to.

Did it came and went? I can't seem to find where this film is playing!

Hey Mudede should've reviewed Thirst . It was pretty decent

It's at the Varsity in the U-District, low_sea. you must not have tried very hard.

But vampires shmampires. Lindy, please PLEASE give us a review of the new Ashton Kutcher/Anne Heche film, SPREAD. With the tagline "It's a business doing pleasure," and this poster, I had a hunch it would be a gloriously shallow L.A. T&A fest and I was right! It's the most wonderfully trashy thing I've seen on the big screen in years. I (and others, I'm sure) would love to hear your take on it.