Concessions

Red Riding Hood: Get in the Elephant, Clod

Comments

1
I would see this movie a hundred times if you had written the script, Lindy.
2
Keep your hands at your side and feet pointed down, you should reach the bottom faster. thanks Lindy.
3
Wait, are there any shirtless scenes?

I would totally do Catherine H.
4
I just read it on Slog so it must be true...Happy Birthday Lindy West!!
5
You truly are the best Lindy. The world needs more writers like you.
6
Eh...Matthew Bright did this type of thing in 1996 with the amazing Freeway (with Keifer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon, and BROOKE FUCKING SHIELDS).

That's not to say I'm not intrigued by this movie's seeming strangeness, but Freeway can probably not be topped.
7
two questions : does red get boned , or naked ? if not i'm not going .
8
Actually, Neil Jordan did something similar (only much stranger) in the '80s with The Company of Wolves.
9
Worst movie ever spoon out my eyes and throw me in the elephant...
10
I hope you didn't leave at intermission!
11
I'm not sure how much you should hate Hardwicke, Lindy. She did also make "Lords of Dogtown" and "Thirteen". The latter was pretty damn good. And if she's a sellout in Hollywood for making the (Mormon) vampire movies, so what. At least she's a female sellout and there are like nooo women directors in that town.