Another great review from Lindy! I am honestly so freaking sick of movies about how hard it is to be a white guy, but luckily they have a lady by their side to help them through it. It's the plot of, like, every single. fucking. movie. made. today. Fuck Hollywood.
Eh, I went to a free preview of it the other night and it was fairly enjoyable. It's not a terrible movie thus doesn't seem worthy of Lindy's endless bag o' jokes. But it fell apart towards the end (and not because of the spoiler Lindy revealed) and the side story with the son and girl basically stays flat.
How can you diss a movie that has a brief cameo by Terry Gross?
In hindsight though, not much happens in this movie.
Also, was the beaver already in the dumpster as Lindy implies or was it part of what he tossed out? I was under the impression it was an item from his past (and thus had some meaning to him).
I armed myself with this information for fucking Asher on Monday when I saw "The Beaver." I tried to tell Asher during the refractory periods but he cut me off.
Can somebody explain "Signs" to me in the form of a Centaur story? Cuz I can't stand to watch it again. I did not have sex on Monday. I may have had sex on A Monday. But maybe not.
The Beaver Plot Summary: Mel Gibson goes crazy, sticks his hand in a beaver. Jodie Forster first loves Mel's Beaver, but then starts to hate Mel's beaver. Jodie shows Mel her box, wants Mel to choose her box over his beaver. Mel, seeing Jodie's box flips out, wants to stay with his beaver. More stuff happens, eventually Mel hates his beaver and love Jodie's box, family is saved, the end.
What, I'm not allowed to brag a little?
Was Gnikcuf a htiw ffo mra nwo sih stuc eh?
(And I heard Asher had sex on Monday too..)
If it's true I am going to be first in line.
(That's SO much more interesting than the silly movie!)
How can you diss a movie that has a brief cameo by Terry Gross?
In hindsight though, not much happens in this movie.
Also, was the beaver already in the dumpster as Lindy implies or was it part of what he tossed out? I was under the impression it was an item from his past (and thus had some meaning to him).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuNPrYXNz…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Once again, Lindy, I love you.
Fuck centaurs.
I don't see how that can be spoiled, because it doesn't make any sense to me. :(
but you will blow me first.
Actually, the spoiler would have been cooler if the beaver had been attached to Mad Mel's head instead of his arm.
but you will blow me first.
Actually, the spoiler would have been cooler if the beaver had been attached to Mad Mel's head instead of his arm.
Oh, and great review as always Lindy! The Helen Keller of baby oysters... win!