It's kinda weird that Ricardo wrote Lindy a letter about Lindy and not to Lindy. I think I'm going to adopt this approach. "Dear Mom: someone should tell mom that her french toast is the fucking shit. Love Jen."
5 -- better hurry on that marriage proposal. Apparently letter #1's writer is gonna head down the aisle with her any minute. You've got that additional "love" bit that might win her to your team.
Or stale nachos. Might be stale nachos.