[slow clap]

As an insomniac teenager loaded on psych meds and struggling with some sexuality realizations, I watched A LOT of Lifetime. Once in 12th grade, I went to a Le Tigre show and met Clea Duval and all I could think of to say was "You were great in Wildflowers."

Thanks for making a nod to the best channel ever!

But what happens to the junkie mouse?!?!?

I love Lindy West's writing so much I just want to tell her every morning when she walks outside that her writing means so much to me i don't know what I would do if she quit writing but she is so good that I think she should be editor not Dan Savage cause if anyone can't see she deserves it then they are just dumb and don't deserve her writing cause i get it so why isn't she editor but then if she was maybe she wouldnt have as much time to be so funny oh god don t be the new editor Lindy why would you even want to do that u are so good a t writing it hurts to think about . i hate you lindy

Love Thy Neighbor = BEST LIFETIME ORIG EVER MADE.

@4: I want Lindy & Dan to trade jobs for a week! At very least I want them to trade reporting beats. Lindy can write a week of sex advice columns and cover the homophobia news and Dan can write funny things about vapid entertainment subjects. I rather suspect Lindy would do a better (or at least more entertaining) job covering Dan's stuff than vice versa, but it would be an interesting week nonetheless...

Wait, it has mountain biking? I love mountain biking!

This is as fantastic as spending an entire weekend watching that wonderfully insane crap. Lifetime has an auxiliary channel (504 here in the Ave area) which is basically "The Stalker Channel." Great tips for energizing any romantic (or whatever) relationship!