Because if you were in this movie instead of Meg Ryan would have written this same review, if she weren't too busy to type between Botox injections and failed relationships.
So, its like, you know, this thing? I mean I went to my therapist and he said it is like my mother, only she was a really emasculating bitch diguised as a drag king Lesbian who couldn't walk past a thrift shop without trying on Dacron buitton down shirts from Gimbels.
Diane Keaton, you will always be my vaginal goddess!! Now get in there a produce/star/write a film that shows those bitches where it is at!! And call me in to help you write it! I've got a whole oevre to draw from to. Let's show em!
Funny, I would think that Ms. Keaton would be smart enough to know that an updating of The Women is a movie from which one should keep far, far away.
Now if they were offering her the role of Mr. Morehouse (Mary Haines's mother) in a version set in the 1930s (when the plot still made sense), I'm sure she would have handled it with skill and style.
I'd love to hear Keaton deliver the line, "I've been to Olga too. Jungle Red."
You are that which nature abhors, a frozen asset.
Plz. review all movies from here on out.
Kthxbai!!
you're a tool, and the stranger is a home depot.
Leesa Tee
PS You are a rock star, D. K.!
Now if they were offering her the role of Mr. Morehouse (Mary Haines's mother) in a version set in the 1930s (when the plot still made sense), I'm sure she would have handled it with skill and style.
I'd love to hear Keaton deliver the line, "I've been to Olga too. Jungle Red."
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