Film/TV Mar 19, 2009 at 4:00 am

Tristan Taormino on Handjobs, Doorbells, and Why Kelly O Is Not a Sicko

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KELLY-O, (Great porn name btw(bet I'm the 1st to tell you that(Am I?)))

Anyjizz, I've been watching GOBS of porn in my unemployment status, and I have an assignment for you...

I have been secretly masturbating to my now-former-coworker who is a Pakastani immigrant. She's gorgeous!!! And in my attempt to quench my Paki-porno thirst, I came across Arab Street Hookers. Terrible site, but....there's this one chick, Trixie Love, that has finally hypnotized my one-eyed monster.
Thing is, there's this other chick out there called Serena Del Rio who's done about a half-dozen scenes on different sites.

Is this the same actress? And what goes into a porn name anyway? How to choose the BEST?

Also, a question that EVERYONE wants to know, but is nearly impossible to find out:

How much do these girls get paid to do porn? I doubt Penny Flame and Trixie make the same amount, no?

But what is the pay-scale for porn? How much for facial? In the mouth? Anal? Threesomes?

I know some women truly enjoy the process. It can be fun, exciting, liberating. It's a calling for some, but.....

.....let's face it. Most do it for the cash. What is the price of letting someone videotape a guy blowing a load up your nose, and putting it on the internet for the rest of digital eternity?

Can you answer some of these, please?

Much Love,

Chester P. Squirtalot, esq.
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Tristan Taormino's chin is so hot.
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Tristan Taormino is a) a modern folk hero, b) hilarious and c) been neck-and-neck with Janeane Garafolo on my personal unattainable celebrity crush list since, like, forever.

Seeing her stuff in my early twenties and realizing that it was the first adult film that I'd ever seen anyone actually laugh and smile in like they really meant it was incredibly eye opening for me in terms of realizing both what was wrong with most porn and what porn could aspire to achieve. A truly rad, amazing lady. Good on you for getting the interview Kelly, as well as for being another rad posi-porn lady.
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no one cares if you enjoy porn, kelly o. we don't want to read about your opinions and plot summations of porn you deem AWESOME. EVEN IF YOU INTERVIEW TRISTAN T.

MOVE ON. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT PORN. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
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Hey, watch yer porn and shut the hell up, I care what porn Kelly O thinks is AWESOME, you can go ahead and move on, don't read it if you don't care. Geez...
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I care what Kelly has to say about porn.

And underneath every porn opponent - as in "it's wrong", not as in "I don't like it" - lies an oddly perverse desire to control the thoughts and desires of others. Of the many I've heard from, an exception has yet to appear.
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@4: So umm... why are you still reading her columns, then?
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Tristan, when she gets nekkid, is the best part of her own movies. I so wish she'd stop using porn pros to do her instructionals/real-life stuff; they don't seem able to turn off the mainstream-porn phony moaning and yelling and facial contorting.
Tristan's the only one in her films who gets me to run up the flagpole and salute.
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Tristan is so amazing, I got to meet her years ago when she did a reading at Bailey/Coy.

Agree with catbrother, I want a film focused on naked Tristan, not just a hint of Tristan in her "instructional" videos.
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spring sprung is correct. But what is it that is oddly hot about Tristan's chin? I don't get it. I have never been attracted to a chin before.
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Still not pulling your weight.
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Trixie Love is an alias of Serena del Rio from Brazil (so much for the Arab Street Hookers).

Just go here: http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/pop…
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Why pixilate the hard core shots? I mean The Strangler is supposed to be alt and Dan Savage is certainly hard core. So why the reticence to show what's really on your mind? Is the Strangler so afraid of defying "community standards"? And let's face it, your actual "community" wouldn't be shocked. Even if you can't print the images why censor them online?
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too bad Tristan promotes yeast infections for all by giving out Astroglide on college campuses.

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