"Jim Carrey's doglike, love-me smile"

I realize it's part of the Stranger style guide to insult dogs whenever possible, but this is beyond the pale. Show me a single dog that smiles with giant novelty teeth a la Carrey and I'll eat my shoe.

Yes, dogs exist to give and receive affection, but even the most servile beast shows more restraint than "America's Favorite Rubber-faced Fartsmith®".

Wow, doglover, do you get outside much? Seriously.

Where is Seling? SELING!! Get over here! THIS is an actual, honest-to-God movie review. You might learn something!

Much better than the lame review Anthony Lane at The New Yorker did for the movie.

I liked it. The movie that is, not that hack A.L. ...

John Malkovich is one of the best actors alive. That he has never won an oscar is a travesty. I will go see him in pretty much anything.